1. “Wha? You got me MY OWN CHAIR?”

"Wha? You got me MY OWN CHAIR?"

2. “It’s only for kittens? Not for humans?”

"It's only for kittens? Not for humans?"

3. “It’s the perfect size for all of my kitty activities!”

"It's the perfect size for all of my kitty activities!"

4. “And it even matches yours!!!”

"And it even matches yours!!!"

5. “My favorite color! How did you know?”

"My favorite color! How did you know?"

6. “I’m not sure what I need an ottoman for, but I appreciate the thought just the same.”

"I'm not sure what I need an ottoman for, but I appreciate the thought just the same."

7. “The pattern may be old-fashioned, but the comfort is top-notch.”

"The pattern may be old-fashioned, but the comfort is top-notch."

8. “I can use it to nap…”

"I can use it to nap..."

9. “…And sit…”

"...And sit..."

10. “…And sit in a different position…”

"...And sit in a different position..."

11. “…And to oversee all of my important business in this room.”

"...And to oversee all of my important business in this room."

12. “I’ve always wondered why you humans never sit on the floor, but now I understand.”

"I've always wondered why you humans never sit on the floor, but now I understand."

13. “This is what true comfort and happiness is.”

"This is what true comfort and happiness is."

14. “After this, the floor just won’t do.”

"After this, the floor just won't do."

15. “Thank you for this kitty-sized gift, human.”

"Thank you for this kitty-sized gift, human."

16. “Now I’ll never have to use your giant furniture ever again.”

"Now I'll never have to use your giant furniture ever again."

17. “…But maybe I’ll still use it sometimes.”

"...But maybe I'll still use it sometimes."

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